New Year’s Eve’s Story

last night, i feel my tummy is a bit hurting. i said to grandpa, “grandpa, i have a stomachache.” grandpa said, “maybe is you eating to much so your tummy getting some cold. i will use the hot-water bog to warm your tummy.”

i lay on bed, grandpa puts the hot-water bog on my tummy. i feel my tummy is so warm. after a moment. guess, what happened? put three fart. because at home you won’t feel embarrassed at all.after a moment again, put three fart again. i said to grandpa, “my tummy is not hurting now. i don’t want to use the hot-water bog now.” “no, you should still have the hot-water bog. maybe there are still some fart in your yummy.”

by now. i remembered one text, “if you are a healthy person, you fart 16 times a day.” really, i put some other fart.

i feel my body is very comfortable. outside of the window there are so many firecracker’s noise. tomorrow is spring festival. i am so excited. new year’s eve’s story is so funny.